Über mich: I am an older man who loves to be naked. Naked all the time. I go to the pool and take off my swimming trunks. I wait for dark then go outside for a nude stroll. I like to "almost" get caught, but not get in trouble. I love going to the gym and see hot guys naked in the shower. I wish I had a nice, in shape, youngster to play with. I like to suck a clean, hard cock. Little Dicks just turn me off and make me want to gag. I love to feel a nice hard cock up inside my ass. On the other side, I love to suck a woman's tities, lick her armpits, suck her pretty hairy Vagina, stick two fingers in her hiney hole, then, FUCK HER! Writing this is making me so hot. Time for a Viagra jerk-off. One day I will find dual playmates (Male/Female)..............................................................Have the woman sit on my face while my cock is in the boy's ass. I play guitar real well (I've been playing for 57 years. I have Gila Monsters, Hypo Honduran milk snakes and Eastern Spotted turtles. I am pretty advanced with electronics. I live with a woman who I used to be married to. I drive a shitty, old car and I'm waiting on a Boyscout sexual abuse settlement. I am very clean and I'm 67 years old. Not into or other weird shit, just good clean sex....... Now, that I have looked around at different cocks and such, I have cum to the conclusion that I DO NOT like small and uncut cocks. Once I gaged on a tiny cock but then fucked him in the ass instead. I look at an uncut specimen as it having it's poor little head tucked away and breading smegma and stinking all day long. hahaha I don't understand why every male in the human species didn't have their cocks cut at birth. No man ever remembers the experience and it provides a nice, clean member for sucking and fucking enjoyment. Who wants a mouthful of SMEGMA or COCK CHEESE???? haha LOL! NOT ME!!!!